What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is every human messed up in some way?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Will friendly dogs protect their owners?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

How can you tell if someone or someone's is trying to recruit or at least test you for a secret organization?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

What do you think of the Quora group "It's Ok to Be White" for people who are proud of being white?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Live and Let Die

What would happen if the Soviet Union had simply annexed Manchuria after World War 2 or kept it independent as a puppet state allied them and separate from China as China was too weak too oppose it anyway?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?

Dr No

Diamonds Are Forever

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How do I run away? I'm 15 and live in Oklahoma.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How do I complain on a boy coming to marriage with me without my involvement despite no connection with him though he had an illegal affair?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Octopussy

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

What if Supergirl was a baby and not a teenager when she left Krypton? Who do you think will find her? What do you think things would be like?